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Here is an amusing and informative rules of writing by New York Times columnist William Safire. Titled, “Fumblerules of Grammar,” wittily self-contradictory list published them in his popular column, “On Language.” Below is first 20 of the initial 36 fumblerules along with other 18 later added in Safire’s book, Fumblerules: A Lighthearted Guide to Grammar and Good Usage.

1. Remember to never split an infinitive.
2. A preposition is something never to end a sentence with.
3. The passive voice should never be used.
4. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
5. Don’t use no double negatives.
6. Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn’t.
7. Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.
8. Do not put statements in the negative form.
9. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
12. Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
13. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
14. A writer must not shift your point of view.
15. Eschew dialect, irregardless.
16. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
17. Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!
18. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
19. Hyphenate between sy-llables and avoid un-necessary hyphens.
20. Write all adverbial forms correct.

Read the rest of Safire’s delightful and useful list here.
 

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